UConn better be among the top 5 schools in ESPN’s Prestige Rankings. I didn’t waste 4 years of my life, develop crippling student loans, and come face to face with the Clap to see my alma mater fall behind loser schools like Duke in a meaningless ranking system!
Can we put a stop to the ironic t-shirts? I’m looking at you, Brooklyn!
“ I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes… ”
Philip Dusenberry (via simko)
I made my own corporate logo and slogan.
Corporate synergy between Nike and Alkaline Trio? Weird, dude.
That number seems about right.
Comedian Andy Dick arrested in drug, sex case
Does this mean no new season of the Andy Dick Show?
I’d quit academia in a second to host Pants-off Dance-Off.
Snoozing at the Terminal
“Sleeping at an airport overnight, once almost a sport for the young and short of cash, has become a lot more common lately, affecting even older and professional travelers. And a big reason is that airlines are no longer as free with complimentary hotel vouchers as they once were.”
Ugh…just when air travel couldn’t get any worse.
Courtney, Rebecca, and I just watched In Bruges. I’m a big Colin Farrell fan (his behavior, much like Russell Crowe, makes me feel better about my own indiscretions) and I give it a 3 out of 5. Farrell is winning and funny but the plot is a bit thin.